Facts Of Life
These are the facts (from the Lazyboy)
So help me God
This is who we are
This is what we do
This is what it is
The bare facts of the life we live
This is who we are
This is what we do
Did you know that ¼ Americans has appeared on TV?
Did you know 61% of all hits on the Internet are on sex-sites?
Every day 21 new born babies will be given to the wrong parents
The average person swallows 8 spiders in a year
Cannabis is the most widely abused drug in the world
The average person laughs 13 times a day
Elvis was originally blond
The average age of first intercourse is 15.3 years old
The average erect penis is 5.2 inches long
And 4.2 inches circumcised
Eskimos use refrigerators to keep food from freezing
41% of all people take people with curly hair less seriously
20% of all females have had at least 1 homosexual experience
Did you know that there is no such thing as an anti-wrinkle cream?
This is who we are
This is what we do
This is what it is
The bare facts of the life we live
This is who we are
This is what we do
This is what it is
These are the facts of the life that we live
This is who we are
The bare facts of the life we live
This is who we are
This is what we do
This is who we are
22% of the time a pizza will arrive faster than an ambulance in Great-Britain
96% of all women have at one time in their life faked an orgasm
3 people die every year, testing if a 9 volts battery works on their tongue
"The Guinness Book of Records" holds the record for being the most stolen book in public libraries
Butterflies taste with their feet
5% of the population is gay
The world's best known word is "okay"
The second most well-known word is "Coca-Cola"
The giraffe can clean its ears with its tongue
Charles Chaplin once won 3rd price in a Charles Chaplin look-a-like contest
In 1995 a Japanese trawler sank, because a Russian cargo plane dropped a living cow from 30,000 feet
Only 1 book has been printed in more copies than The Bible – the IKEA catalogue
This is who we are
This is what we do
This is what it is
The bare facts of the life we live
This is who we are
This is what we do
This is what it is
These are the facts of the life that we live
This is who we are
The facts of the life we live
This is who we are
This is what we do
This is who we are
1 cigarette takes away 5 minutes of a person's life
1950 we were 3 billion people on the earth, today we are 6 billion people
(Time is ticking, ticking, yeah)
Donald Duck was banned in Finland, because he doesn't wear pants
74% of all nudist females are nudists, because their husbands are nudists
More people die from a champagne-cork popping, than from poison spiders
21% of all traffic accidents happen, because the driver falls asleep
Did you know the originally a Danish guy invented the burglar-alarm – unfortunately, it got stolen
This is who we are
This is what we do
This is what it is
This is who we are
This is what we do
This is what it is
This is who we are
The bare facts of the life we live
This is who we are
This is what we do
This is who we are
This is what we do
So help me God
Questo è il testo di una canzone di Lazy Boy...
Spero veramente che le cose che ci sono scritte siano delle minkiate, ma ne dubito
E cmq sta cosa è lolla
:waaa:
lollissima secondo me sono cose vere!!!
CitazioneIn 1995 a Japanese trawler sank, because a Russian cargo plane dropped a living cow from 30,000 feet
O_O
Alcune cose so che sn vere...Quindi potrebbero essere tutte vere!!!
PAIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURA!!!!!!!!!!!
sono tutte vere
quella di Chaplin poi credo che sia la piu allucinante fra tutte (a pari merito con la mucca viva piovuta da 30,000 foot)
Citazionesono tutte vere
quella di Chaplin poi credo che sia la piu allucinante fra tutte (a pari merito con la mucca viva piovuta da 30,000 foot)
Mah per me le più allucinanti restano:
"Only 1 book has been printed in more copies than The Bible – the IKEA catalogue
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"Every day 21 new born babies will be given to the wrong parents"
"22% of the time a pizza will arrive faster than an ambulance in Great-Britain"
"The world's best known word is "okay"
The second most well-known word is "Coca-Cola""
mentre la più lolla è sicuramente
"Eskimos use refrigerators to keep food from freezing"
3 people die every year, testing if a 9 volts battery works on their tongue
io da piccino ci provavo, ma evidentemente le pile nostre nn sono così potenti, nn ho mai sentito di uno che si fulmina con una pila!!!
Citazione3 people die every year, testing if a 9 volts battery works on their tongue
io da piccino ci provavo, ma evidentemente le pile nostre nn sono così potenti, nn ho mai sentito di uno che si fulmina con una pila!!!
Beh,9 volt usati in 1 posto umido(lingua)nn sono poi ksì pochi...(la batteria da 9 volt è quella larghissima)
madò questa me l'ha fatta pigliare male tantissimo
Citazione1 cigarette takes away 5 minutes of a person's life
questa invece non mi riguarda nemmeno un po'
CitazioneThe average person laughs 13 times a day
però bello O.O''
CitazioneEvery day 21 new born babies will be given to the wrong parents
22% of the time a pizza will arrive faster than an ambulance in Great-Britain
3 people die every year, testing if a 9 volts battery works on their tongue
The second most well-known word is "Coca-Cola"
Charles Chaplin once won 3rd price in a Charles Chaplin look-a-like contest
In 1995 a Japanese trawler sank, because a Russian cargo plane dropped a living cow from 30,000 feet
Only 1 book has been printed in more copies than The Bible – the IKEA catalogue
21% of all traffic accidents happen, because the driver falls asleep
Queste a mio parere sono le più interessanti!!
terribili piu' ke lollose...
Esiste anche la versione italiana!
Io ho verificato alcune cose e ho scoperto che sono vere perciò penso che lo siano tutte!
Il fatto che il catalogo dell'IKEA sia il secondo libro con più copie al mondo non mi sorprende dato che nell'ultima classifica delle persone più ricche del mondo il proprietario dell'IKEA era al decimo posto e al primo tra quelle europee!
CitazioneIl fatto che il catalogo dell'IKEA sia il secondo libro con più copie al mondo
Veramente c'e scritto che il catalogo dell'IKEA è stato stampato con PIù copie della Bibbia...
Citazione"The Guinness Book of Records" holds the record for being the most stolen book in public libraries
Io ho contribuito... guinnes 2004 rulez
CitazioneCitazioneIl fatto che il catalogo dell'IKEA sia il secondo libro con più copie al mondo
Veramente c'e scritto che il catalogo dell'IKEA è stato stampato con PIù copie della Bibbia...
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Only 1 book has been printed in more copies than The Bible – the IKEA catalogue
tradotto
Solo un libro è stato stampato di piu della bibbia - il catalogo della IKEA
nn che i cataloghi dell'ikea so fatti con la bibbia >___<
e quindi classifica aggiornata
1) Catalogo IKEA
2) Bibbia
3) Dragon Ball
o_O''
non è una cazzata giuro... io sapevo che DB era la pubblicazione cartacea più stampata in assoluto dopo la bibbia... però erano altri tempi .. ancora la svezia non era una gran nazione *_*
sapevo dell'ikea ma nn d db O_O'